Monday, June 3, 2013

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                                    Fluffy Bunny Rabbit

After a long day at the office, Chris came home one day and found his dog with the neighbour’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit was obviously dead. Chris panicked!

“If my neighbours find out my dog killed their bunny, they’ll hate me forever,” he thought.

So he took the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gave it a bath and blow-dried its fur.

Chris knew his neighbours kept their backdoor open during the summer, so he sneaked inside and put the bunny back into the cage, hoping his neighbours would think it died of natural causes.

A couple of days later Chris and his neighbour saw each other outside.

“Did you hear that Fluffy die?” the neighbour asked.

“Oh. Uhmm... Sorry to hear that. What happened?” Chris mumbled.

The neighbor replied, “We just found him dead in his cage one day. But the strange thing is that the day after we buried him, we went out to dinner and someone must have dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage!”
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Choose one correct answer based on the text.
1. What does the story tell us?
a. A rabbit and a dog
b. A boy who petted a rabbit
c. Neighbourhood in America
d. A boy who tried to maintain neighbourhood.
e. A boy who was angry with his neighbours because their dog killed his rabbit.

2. What was his dog doing when Chris found it?
a. The dog was barking at a thief.
b. The dog was digging the neighbour’s field.
c. The dog was eating the rabbit.
d. The dog was killing the rabbit.
e. The dog was carrying a dead rabbit in its mouth.

3. What did Chris think of his neighbour’s rabbit?
a. It was alive.
b. It was killed by his dog.
c. It was funny.
d. It was stinky because it was already dead.
e. He was upset because his neighbor did not bury it.

4. How did Chris cover up the death of the rabbit?
a. By cleaning it and then putting it in his neighbour’s house.
b. By burying it in the backyard.
c. By throwing it into his neighbour’s rubbish bin.
d. By bathing it and then burying it.
e. By replacing it with his own rabbit.

5. How did Chris get into his neighbour’s house?
a. Breaking the side window of the house.
b. Breaking the front door of the house.
c. Sneaking through the backdoor.
d. Using the key hidden below the doormat.
e. Passing the front gate of the house.

The Zoo Job Story

One day a clown was visiting the zoo and attempted to earn some money by making a street performance. He acted and mimed perfectly some animal acts. As soon as he started to drive a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zoo keeper explained to the clown that the zoo's most popular gorilla had died suddenly and the keeper was fear that attendance at the zoo would fall off. So he offered the clown a job to dress up as the gorilla until the zoo could get another one. The clown accepted this great opportunity.
So the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage before the crowd came. He felt that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, played and made fun of people and he drove bigger crowds than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla successfully.

However, eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on tires. He began to notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd people loved it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he kept taunting the lion, the audience crowd grew a larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was dangling over the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown was really in big terrible situation. He was terrified.

Sooner the lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was so scared. He could do nothing and he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close and closer behind. Finally, the lion could catch him. The clown started screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion was quick and pounces. The clown soon found himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he heard a voice from the lion’s mouth;"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?".

1.      What the zookeeper do seeing the clown started to drive a crowd ?
A.    He throw a net and catch him
B.     He give the clown some tip
C.     He grabbed the clown and dropped it to his office
D.    The clown run away from zoo
E.     The clown is closing to the zookeeper

2.      What is the Clown’s new job ?
A.    Attract guitar skills to the visitors
B.     Do some attraction with gorilla suits
C.     Mime some animal acts
D.    Cleaning services
E.     He didn’t have a new job yet
3.      What happened with the Clown when he taught the lion ?
A.    He mock the lion
B.     He throw a meat to the lion
C.     He sing a song
D.    He was slip into lion’s cage
E.     He perform a gorilla scrawl
4.      What is the mainly function of text ?
A.    To entertain and storied an unpredictable ending
B.     To share an information about something
C.     To advertise or selling something
D.    To tell about the procedures to do something
E.     To inform a news
5.      What is the general structure of the text ?
A.    Orientation – Events - Twist
B.     Orientation – Issue - Twist
C.     Resolution – Steps - Arguments
D.    Twist – Orientation - Steps
E.     Orientation – Arguments – Twist